Why does the Fat Jew, the largest joke thief, not simply eat the comedians he steals from?

…wait. You can embed gifs here?! This is a whole new realm of annoying douchebaggery that trolls have yet to exploit in this comments section!

I kinda figured, but some of the other replies seemed to think you were being genuine. I never thought I'd be one of those guys in the comment section that completely misses the sarcasm (particularly when I've seen dozens of variations on this joke), but here we are.

I may just be missing the joke here, but that's Paul W.S. Anderson, not Paul Thomas Anderson. Small difference in names, immeasurably vast difference in directing talent.

And look who this is coming from. All you have to do is say yes, Warner Bros.

I thought we got past that. You think I could've expected Pete fucking Townshend to pop up while I'm Chatroulette masturbating as a 15 year old? It was just the one time!

Oh shit. I just remembered Jared came to my middle school to speak to the students once (I went to middle school in Indiana). There's a picture somewhere in my parents' house of him with his arm around me. When I was 11 years old. *shudder*

Uh, the romance plot with the priest in Fallout 3 involved the player character procuring "Queen Ant Pheromones" to unconsciously seduce and marry off said priest to a local shopworker. Which he was immediately horrified by once said "Pheromones" wore off. Also, Avellone had (almost?) nothing to do with the main game…

I know all the "Harmon isn't responsible for everything that happens in this show" discussion is up above, but I wanted to include that "Paradigms of Human Memory" from Community was the exact opposite: it was a bottle episode in that it really only included the main characters, but used a wide variety of settings…

Had them on when I first watched, it's "Rah-Gubaba." So the name is completely inconsequential and thus, I will receive, at most, one upvote for this helpful response.

The most vexing question to me: who were they making those freight train ads for?

Thing is, she had no idea he was even a Scientologist. She knew other people hated him, assumed it was because of the Oprah incident, then decided to hate him too based off that assumption. Yeah.

I feel like that happens for a lot of people, specifically with Cruise for whatever reason. My ex, who had almost exactly the same taste in action films as I do, refused to watch Edge of Tomorrow with me solely because he was in it. Her justification? "That time he jumped on that couch on Oprah," as if an entirely…

Three words: The toe truck.

His turn as Iceberg Slim on Dead Authors was the first time I'd ever really been jealous of the people attending a live podcast taping. Even portraying a less than respectable human being, he was an absolute delight to listen to.

Solid comment/avatar synergy.

Well, to be fair, Schrodinger came up with the thought experiment to show an example of why the Copenhagen interpretation was a ridiculous farce. So the lack of understanding of QM in these shows sort of fits with Schrodinger's original intent.

I feel the same way. I've chalked it up to an utter hatred of his horrible scat-singing, which he insists on doing in absolutely everything, it seems.

"I'm sleepy!"

You could have just replaced any of Christensen's audible expressions of emotion with the Wilhelm Scream and they would've gotten the point across just as well.