Jason Segel: "Hey, do you want to be in the Muppets movie?"

Winona's Hot
So, yeah. Whatever she says.

Track records also created Righteous Kill.

I'm okay with Olivia Wilde being the new Jovovich. As long as she starts kicking up the crazy.

Alive: Nick Frost

BAHAHAHAHHA What if — oh, Christ, what if he's BUSY?!

It's really hard to keep focus on anything, even adorable Benji, when I've got demonic Natalie Portman coolly staring at me on every page of this site.

It would only be worth it if someone could figure out how to add force feedback with a Kinect.

Damn nerds
Though if enough people hack it, maybe they'll come up with something sweet.

Rabin feeds off of pain and despair. He will eat the heart of this book to gain its strength.

Yeah, because flipping that particular script is clever.

Brad Paisley's one of the best country guitarists since Dolly Parton.

I think the AV Club gets that hating a band for their fans is idiotic. Fall Out Boy's music is great. Not revolutionary, just damn well constructed.

No, it doesn't. Stop it.

May it not, because he wasn't even trying to make a silly firstie.

Yeah, but he's not even coming close to the line Uwe Boll has handcrafted, so even there, he's not pushing shit except, well, shit.

Thanks, Owl.

Leslie Nielsen was one of those who I thought would actually live forever.

And then Rick Moranis. 'Cause, y'know.

Regardless Of Why
My DVR is waiting with bated breath. Or whatever DVRs do.