You know what's worse than people who constantly gripe about hipsters? People that constantly gripe about people that constantly gripe about hipsters.

Objection - lacks proper foundation

The implication is that Jews are thieves, not that they're stingy.

Heaven forbid we take away such worthwhile employment! Those are jobs meant for teenagers; if you're working one of those jobs at age 25, you should reassess your life.

Paying money for entertainment is for suckers.

Where's your MBA from, smart guy?

Sweet! Thanks Teti. You guys keep on keepin' on.

I meant WiiWare - not full retail release. And you could dip into the library - nothing about this column requires the game to be a new release.

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But can we have some more wii games reviewed? I know it doesn't put out a lot of games, but throw us a bone!

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Cracked did become great again, but it has become shitty again.

Welcome to Earf!
I still am amazed to find people that think this meme is racist.

come on now
It's not an oasis in an ironic, cynical world.
It's not a straightforward positive message.

First!
First!

Cellphones are for self-important douchebags
I still refuse to get a cell phone. There's no point in having one. It's entirely a status thing.

I thought it was pretty funny that she called out the homosexuals for being hipster douchebags - that's definitely a gay thing.

A C is generous
This is on par with recent SNL.

This dude is apparently following the Spencer Pratt school of thought on achieving fame.

Does anyone else
find the Dmetri Martin / Sarah Silverman ad insanely annoying? The advertising campaign for those shows is almost as bad as Lil' Bush.

Why do people think generating discomfort is funny? It's not difficult to do. Any asshole can say something inappropriate.