My laptop is 10 years old. It's a great computer, but I'll probably have to get a new one within a year or two.

I was wondering why her name sounded so familiar. I looked her up and she was Helena Cassadine on General Hospital. I figured she had a theater background; most old school soap stars do, but I didn't know she was a singer as well.

That one's the gold standard, isn't it? I'll have to pick it up.

So old that he died last year. But he was 93 when it happened. Mr. Plummer is 83. So he was probably wasn't literally a kid then.

-Got my laptop back. Don't ever leave me again, internet.

Reading A Feast For Crows. I really like it, but I'll admit that I was confused at what was going on and why. But I looked up some capsule reviews that explained the novel without getting spoilery. But I'm loving it anyways b/c it's the type of thing I dig.

You mean a DUI? I'd be really impressed if someone was able to give a talk after a DOA.

The squeaking sounds when they're wheeling out Hannibal Lecter are amazing.

He also came up with "cheese eating surrender monkeys", which was co-opted by conservatives in the early 00's to defend the Iraq war.

It did though. I don't watch it regularly, but somewhere along the line it became watchable. I get a few laughs from current eps.

You've stolen my soul!

The director, Susie Dietter was working on The Critic at the time too. But she had worked on the Simpsons previously, and returned later.

Coming, Eudora!

It already is a ripoff, the "novel" was originally Twilight fan fiction.

One great thing that came out of the 1D movie:

Or Beatles fans back in the 60s.

I agree with @avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus . It's cyclical, and they're no worse than boyband fandoms from the past. It's just that social media exists now. 

Pacific Rim gets a lot of love in certain circles. It's all over my Tumblr dash. To the point where I'm considering blocking it from my dash.

Do "internet millenials" rent? I imagine they just stream/download these days.

Patiently awaiting the newswire about the 50 Shades of Grey casting.