You are wrong. There is at least one absolutely kick-ass Nazi zombie movie - Dead Snow. It is unironically awesome in every single way. Seriously.

@avclub-6de9626e558a32ecd711aa5c2944c998:disqus
"Whose side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to sow devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that."
Still one of my email sign-off lines. Absolutely…

@avclub-eef222c790cc35af6406e8f9663e7574:disqus Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I ask you this, sir: do you like every band in the RRHoF? I humbly submit that a lot of bands in there are Godsawful. By any meaningful metric, Rush is Hall of Fame material. Not including them just reveals the RRHoF for what it…

Obligatory bitchfest about Rush not being in the RRHoF starts here, folks! I'll kick it off:

Speaking of which, I haven't checked the numbers on the Jenny McCarthy Death Clock recently…

No, those would be Dickerdoodles: http://tinyurl.com/7d2d2fw

Meh. All the cool pirates use P2P services anyway.

Spare a talent for an old ex-leper, sir?

It's not "retard", it's "ritard", which is short for "ritardando". And it's not a tempo, it's a direction ("slow down").

Hey @avclub-ba7ca22b615f4f8a1743406d3550c93a:disqus , I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. What do you want in trade?

@avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus Topsy-Turvy is not a musical.

Oh, we used to DREAM of eating out of a dumpster!

No China, I really came to tell you that our business deal has to be put on
hold. You see, we can't afford to be seen doing business with…whatever
it is you're accused of being. I'm sure a country of your stature
will understand.

Hyper Princess Pitch is awesome! I loved Smash TV back in the day, and it's great to have a (anti-) Christmas-themed one in time for the holidays. Thanks!

Sure, they're Nazis. I always tell myself that whenever I'm shooting people. It makes it more fun.
Um, when I'm playing video games, that is. Yes. Definitely never shot people in real life. Nope. Never.

*weeps softly into his hands*

It's OK. They're Nazis.

I actually liked Juno, but Jennifer's Body was unforgivable. That is one doodle that can't be undone, home skillet.

I'm surprised the FAs even questioned him. I mean, he's played a pilot in a movie.

Nah, earlier. Life, the Universe, and Everything.