Probably could have ended that last sentence seven words sooner.

From the darkest depths inside Bruce Willis' shiny bald head:

The things you learn from the A.V. Club. All this time, I had no idea there was an elephant in "Burns' Heir."

No tears in standard-def, but you could definitely see that his eyes were red and that he was close to breaking down completely. Agreed with @avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus , Radnor nailed that scene.

Good episode with a satisfying emotional payoff (and a great tag at the end.)

It would be fitting to run the MWOF while the movie is technically still in theaters.

It's almost as though the Vatican is completely out of touch with modern society.

On the flip side… my chances of encountering a bored Natalie Portman at a Santa Fe-area Walmart have increased, if only slightly.

As a less-than proud New Mexico resident, I'm overjoyed from contemplating the amount of money and tax credits our state's film office likely offered up to lure this production here.

"…watch me sort. And collate!"

I saw that episode Batman too, and I've been fascinated with the theory ever since. For what it's worth, I swear that I've been able to read printed text in dreams; I've even been able to recall what the text (usually a sign, or newspaper) said after waking up.

Of course Barry isn't Satan. I would think the Devil is much more competent.

It was - those came from the factory with standard designed-in crappiness - but first cars tend to be viewed through rose-colored glasses. Same with me and my 1984 Plymouth.

Challenger, but yeah.

Faded red 4WD Tercels from this era are a dime a dozen around Albuquerque.

Same here, though it was more B- from a B for me.

"What are you having?" "NONE OF THIS!" This ex(chang)e brought out the first genuine laugh Community has provoked in me this year.

"The Walking Dead… now in LIVING COLOR! Only on AMC, your place for unsubtle metaphors!"

Amen. Larry Hagman lived, breathed, and eventually died "Dallas," and the opener was a very nice and respectful touch. They didn't overplay it.

See, around here, we call that "British."