Bernard loses and is forced to spend eternity in hell tortured by his nemesis, Kirk Cameron.

The whole Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass allusion does lend creedence to the idea that the mirrors might have been looking into the alternverse.

I'm with wrong side of the bell curve on this one—

Cock-a-suck-ahhhhhhhhhhh!

If the AVClub can't make in New York, then where can it make it?

Well
as long as Battaglia isn't the douche on your staff who's responsible for putting Fall Out Boy on your Best Music of the Year list every year, then that's a shame that he's going. He isn't is he? No? Then it's a shame.

I tend to prefer the many-world's interpretation that suggests that both Aziz and RAAAAAAANDY persist, but are decoherent of each other.

Sandler's excellent in it, Rogen is embarrassingly over the top terrible.

Tears of a rapper.

Flashback to 1983, Chronic Town was their first EP.

My favorite part of On the Road is where Sal and Dean have a team-up with Alan Quattermain and Dracula's ex-girlfriend to fight yellow-peril Dr. Sachs and prevent him from unleashing monsters from Yuggoth upon the earth.

I didn't think On the Road was boring at all. That part where Sal and Dean find the pregnant woman and then drag her into the woods, cook her newborn on a spit, and then devour it is pretty horrifying, but not boring.

I always wanted to drift forever, but through the American Southwest!

Eh
No one'll believe that anyone would marry either of those douches, much less both of them.

No way does this show end with spelling out for us who was actually good and who was evil. Could this show's audience really be satisfied with good vs evil?

The Pope-a is-a coming!
Quick-a! Put on some What's-a da Story Morning-a Glory!

Awesome joke
Q: What's the Pope's favorite record label?

Well, according to the Vatican, Jesus died for the sins of all people, including those who hadn't even been born yet, so yes, that's kind of their thing.

These message boards don't write themselves, JVS.

Look at the Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Pope.