Isn't that the Beach Boys' guitar player in the front row?

Fuck Europe for not sharing their canteloupes. Yes, we stole Lennon, but get over it. You took Kubrick, anyway.

Nathan didn't even know she was a student. He did ask her principal if they teach character at their school after he saw her talking to another guy at her locker, though.

I'm mincing my cauliflower.

How did they make him so sharp and everything else so blurry?

Spider-man, Spider-man, jerks his soldier with his sticky hand.

First No More!

According to barbelith.com: For years, people assumed that the Amy Adams line of pleasure-bots was German due to the misinterpretation as Amy Adams Nein (and who didn't love the "Amy Adams, Nein Mittel Ja!" series?). We can thank Grant Morrison for revealing that the 9 (actually IX) was her model number.

He can break two necks!

Unfamiliar with Chaplin? Get thee to City Lights. Fucking amazing film.

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I read somewhere that kids in language-poor homes can have up to a million and a half fewer language experiences than their peers by the time they reach school-age. I think we can all be thankful that this will not be one of those children.

Ethan Rom is an anagram for "more than" as in more people on the island than were on the plane's manifest.

Her mantrap is a hole in the floor that she covers with a rug. What the hell are you talking about?

What if your Transformers insisted that you dress up in drag and get a girlfriend?

Grounds for divorce.

Pabulum=any food item from Applebee's.

Rabin "embraced the mystery" and bumped up th grade. What the hell, it's all meaningless anyway, right?

No, we noticed your post the first time, just didn't care.

Well, the dead don't stay dead on the island, so he'll be back and explainin' all right, only in a slightly more evil manner.

I'm thinking it's the same reason the hatch-pit wasn't overgrown with weeds and vines after three years—it's tv, not reality, and helping viewers recognize things is more important than accurately portraying them. How do you show an island that's been blown to smithereens and then been washed away by the ocean for…