While everyone at the Temple is concentrating on Sayid, Sawyer quietly and easily escapes, sneaking away into the jungle.

Haaaambuuurrrgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr?

I also thought Claire was going to deliver right there.

Smurf Leopold
My favorite epsiode of the Smurfs is the one where they rape the Congo.

It's magic. There are more things in heaven and earth, bitches, than are dreamed of in your taxonomic classifications.

It's better than a THREE WAY with two sets of CONJOINED TWINS!

Garth and Kat
I think it's the best thing they've got going right now. They're obviously genuinely making it up as they go (pretty ballsy for live tv) and she does a great job of following him.

One, two, three, four, five. You're great.

I never noticed before that Grohl was one of those "I have no chin so I grow a beard just so I can shave and delineate my jaw-line" people.

But I don't think the media does realistically portray Grandin: the articles I've read and the one movie I've seen about her portray her as some kind of magical person, like Aquaman, but for farm animals instead of sea creatures. Somehow I doubt that autism gives someone any kind of super-empathy with animals (and…

The vests were the joke. In real life, there would have been nothing to comment on because the dad and sons wouldn't have been wearing the same vests.

Ha at Liam Neeson in Taken

I wear black rimmed, non-prescription, vanity contact lenses. Cooler than you bitches.

I thought it was funny but gave it a D
because when a character points out a joke to make sure the audience gets it: Hey, look, they're all wearing vests! it's insulting and just plain annoying. Apparently, they really do think all of us rubes in audienceland are as dumb as the people they populate Pawnee's public…

Cafe Disco is top shelf Office.

Hey, give em a break—they only had eight weeks off to get this episode on the air.

I also often think that Pierce might be the best thing this site's got going for it, and that's with him devoting only a modicum of his time and energy to it. Impressive.

When someone hears the words "bad ass" and thinks the answer could have anything at all to do with a Joss Whedon production, then I have to just wonder what the fuck.

An Eye for an Eye Will Survive

I wanna see Jared and this Taco Bell woman in a knife fight.