Shit. I'm over a day late with that one.

Yeah, I'm confused.

Dudes! You've gotta hear my best ever theory for Lost…
*dies*

I can't wait to see the two phallic smoke mosters swing at each other!

I kind of agree. Where's the record and the reset (everything you thought you knew was wrong—not the literal reset we get here) and the mindfuck of premiers past? This just picked up, as linearly as Lost gets, from the last episode.

The camera nosedive had me laughing.

Red herring. That was just one of Jack's badass Thai tatoos that he got on his sexcation.

I got a kick out of the nod to the Atlantis fan-theory, but that was a shitty, shitty CGI shark. I don't care if it's clever, if you care about the show you're making and you see that abomination, you cut it before it airs.

Eh, the term isn't as well defined as Waitsy's claiming.

Shit. And here I was planning on watching Blow and Strange Brew on-demand tonight.

The AVclub seriously underrated District 9 and seriously overrated The Hurt Locker in its year end wrap up.

Sandra Bullock damn well better win. How else will we know that there isn't racism anymore if we don't reward movies where white people save those poor, helpless black people?

I like Cake and their I Will Survive just fine. Their cover that annoys me is "Guitar Man" simply because it was an annoying song to begin with.

Johnny Cash takes the grunge-metal song Rusty Cage from Soundgarden, turns it into a country song, and actually makes it harder and edgier. Genius.

Even through my weak ass speakers, the bass line through Triumph is insane.

Also Pavement's Brighten the Corners and Terror Twilight, De La Soul Stakes is High, Black Star Black Star, Mos Def Black on Both Sides, three Sleater Kinney Albums, Sebadoh Harmacy

Better keep your queue hand strong and get to taming that thing.

Tuck, if you're looking for indie titties, then yes, Greta Gerwigs cute little melons are available instantly in Baghead.

I didn't mind not having the totem pole's meaning spelled out for us. Maybe it was just there to show us how Benny has a hard time letting go of things (which is echoed in the finale).

Groan. You lose, Parker.