Porcupine!

Dia de Los Twisteros

RIP
The finest animated character played by Eddie Murphy until The PJs.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman jerkoff scene in Solondz's Happiness at 1:13:45. Easily one of his best jerkoff scenes.

Titty Twisters: Chet Strikes Back

TornaDOS

Sweet. Ed Helms as Second Lieutenant Stubbs and Zach Galifiankis as Third Lieutenant Flask.

"Getting double teamed in Elfman's galley" is slang for being anally stimulated by both a reed AND stringed instrument.

I don't think I get it
This premise (the woman dumps her fiance at the last minute and goes off with the recently discovered Mr Right) is pretty common these days, but is an odd one to me and I don't understand what basic human need/wish fullfilment it serves.

Still in the Thicke of the Night
TMZ is now reporting that, in addition to staring at a Las Vegas hooker's fake boobs, Alan Thicke will be back on late night in an attempt to take down Leno and reintroduce the world to the lost art of writing sit-com theme songs that have intricate internal rhyme schemes.

Foghorn doesn't give a damn about vultures, but chicken-hawks fuck his shit up.

Sony wants the Black Cat for the obvious rubber suit T&A, but Disney's pushing for That Darn Cat.

Batroc, beetches!

Not surprising
Wood's got a history of mounting obnoxious, devil-spawned, should-have-been-aborted musical attrocities if you consider Across the Universe.

I prefer tofu Evan and Marilyn, Eponymous.

…to a brand new life around the bend.

I'm guessing that Waits' lines here were written for him. If he improvised those, he's a genius at comedy, too.

California Dreamin is already a slang term and it means nonconsensually cleaning your unrequited lover's apartment.

So Switters is a manager at McDonalds. Noted.

When I was 8, my favorite rappers were Run DMC, The Beastie Boys, The Fat Boys, and Barney Rubble.