That's some irony, Thomas Ersatz Kincade asking for the Barry Lyndon look.

If only the reanimator had gotten to his corpse when it was fresher, O'Toole wouldn't be the raving lunatic that he is now.

When I lick a candy cane I like to pretend that I'm fellating Jesus and that the white stripes symbolize his heavenly spunk given for me for the forgiveness of my sins.

I wonder how much Jack Black got paid for his audience appearance on The Sing-Off appearance the other night. No doubt, these people are whores, but if I had the opportunity, I'd be the king of the whores. Meretrix Rex?

Pretty sure LIB was referring to two separate Kinks moments.

Hmm, yeah, that wasn't too good. It's a shame he chose that song to perform. Even though it's an absolutely perfect pop rock song, it's one of the least interesting Kink's songs and doesn't lend itself at all to a choral arrangement (which is weird because the Kink's have a lot of songs that do seem like they'd work…

Heller is responsible for getting me seriously into this band, too. And now Lola vs. Powerman and Muswell Hillbillies rank very high on my all time favorite albums list.

PayolaPal.

Necrophiliacs prefer cold AC.

You're the target audience for Cameron's novelization of Avatar that's coming soon. Congrats!

You dudes bitching obviously didn't even read the books. The only book so far that could be described as anything like bland is Chabon's Mysteries of Pittsburgh. Everything else has ranged from pleasantly strange to wonderfully bizarre.

Be Kind Rewing does most of those things, too.

Why do young women always fall in love with authority figures and then cheat on them and star in the film about the inevitable breakup?

I watched one episode this season before the finale. The one where Russel secretly lorded his superiority over every other player while they slept (maybe he did that every episode, I dunno, didn't see em). Anyways, I immediately thought, this guy might know oil drilling, but he needs to study the classics and…

I watched the season finale of Survivor the other night (god help me) and Jeff Probst was actually bragging about being named one of the most influential shows of the decade. I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here?Flavor of Love? The Real Housewives? Thanks Jeff.

So you're from Montevideo, Tokyo, or Cybertron.

I didn't know they gave degrees in History of Date-Rape or the Literature of Tucker Max and Neil Strauss, but nice to see you did well there.

Psyblimpco
Blimpy the 13th
Blimpoween
Blimpmare on Elm Street
I Know What You Blimped Last Summer

This doesn't seem right. I doubt that Seger can even outsell Marley in his hometown (Ann Arbor, home of Seger, the Dharma Initiative, and a shitty, shitty football team). Some possible explanations:

So David Hasselhoff can be Red Hoff in honor of his Baywatch wear and I guess Susana Hoffs can be She-Hoff since I can't think of any other marginally famous women who'd work.