Belgium got it right!

Fact: When Spider-Man wore the symbiote costume, he could shit in his underoos and the symbiote would process the waste and turn it into web fluid. So Spider-Man was literally slinging his own shit at his foes.

They get Pirate Bay in Uruguay, too, you know.

Two fucking World Cups.

Rip off!
Grant Morrison had Vandal Savage blow up Montevideo in the 90s.

If
If Jeff Parker writes this it will be great.

Yes, and ZMF was pretty good in Gosford Park, too.

Well, there's the Ohio connection, but even though he was wearing a mask, it's pretty clear that the dude in that picture from a few weeks ago was not 50 yrs old.

I like that in the first Predator, the alien wore a mask so that Arnold and Creed and the Body wouldn't know which predator was hunting their asses. Then later, the mask gets removed and predator's like, surprise bitches, it's me!

*action and suspense

The first half hour of the more recent Hulk movie was pretty great actiona dn suspense. The rest of the movie was an abomination.

Cut out one supervillain and at least a half hour (probably more like an hour) from Spidey 3 and there's easily a good movie in there.

Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a Iron Man.

I was pretty surprised at how much unrepentant murdering Iron Man did in the first one, for a superhero movie. Sure, they were mostly terrorists and foreigners, but still. Or are we supposed to think that the people he punched/blasted who flew fifty feet through the air survived?

Pretty sure it goes Cobalt Man, Nickel Man, and then Copper Man.

One thing that would make me eaGer: Burton directing the sequel. And put Man- Thing in it to up the awesome.

Is it too late to suggest another pun?
JWiisus, son of Wii (YahWii).

*Eats sandwich, mindwipes Batman*

Crossover
I can see why a Twilight/Bon Jovi double bill might not seem to make sense, but if you knew how many grown ass women from my work went to see the midnight premier of the Twilight sequel a few weeks back, you wouldn't be as surprised.

I didn't much like the original Reba short, but that callback got a laugh from me, too.