Also, I've never read reviews of the series, but have critics already complained about that shitty, shitty, heavy-handed final scene of the series where the soldiers walk away (one by one) from the computer screen that's showing the distasteful home-movie? It's so full of artificial EMOTION! and DRAMA! and so…

1. Shark jumps out of water and eats Golden Gate Fucking Bridge.
2. Shark jumps out of water and eats Fonzie.
3. Shark jumps out of the water and eats seal.

If any of you who love this miniseries have not read the book, do yourself a favor and pick it up. It will forever change the way that you think of the military for good and ill. It is life-changing good.

Another pretty good scene: When Sigourney turns into a dog.

Encyclopedia Ignoramus: he's Idaville's number one idjit and incompetent crime-stopper. He is like the complete internet in tennis shoes

The Torturer's Apprentice?

Rumor has it, Warburton died some months ago.

3. The show's audience is 99% male (and 1% hermaphrodite).
4. The rest of her body is actually shrinking!
5. Korean animators just like drawing off-model big tits. Boobimbap!

Arugula is bitter and yummy. Try it with balsamic vinagrette.

I heard that Patrick Warburton is dead.

By the time Glen Campbell got to Phoenix, he was pretty pissed. He walked all the way there with a subway token and a dollar tucked in his shoe, so he obviously had blisters. Then he found out Phoenix didn't have a subway. So, yeah, give the guy a break.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a fist punching a human crotch—forever.

I listened to King Geedorah today for the first time in years, and yes, it's pretty great, but almost every beat on it has been reused on a later album. That makes Take me to Your Leader seem like a rough draft, and it loses major points for that.

Well that can't be his real hair, either, can it?

570s Dicks
580s Choads
590s Shlongs
600s Peckers

Christ do I hate this Mullally actress. Hearing that she's joining the Party Down cast just ruined my night.

Is this the movie where Sandra Bullock saves black people?

Dick in a Box? Diaz put her whole self in the box. Suck it Timberlake, you lose!

Some comics in the pile: Sarah Silverman, Carrot Top,

Jesus, I was days late on that one, but I think my lyrics might be more accurate.