Are you sure your friend didn't just see The Science of Sleep where her character is accused of repeatedly wearing the same unwashed jeans?

No, Eric's right. You guys must be thinking of Lee Lightgoldenbrownwood, the commie-loving homosexual freedom-hater.

I've been on several message boards and I think they have made me more thick skinned about expressing my opinions in real life, and they've also helped me with rhetoric and argument. Plus, when someone disagrees with me in real life, I think I'm pretty good at not taking it too seriously or personally because I've…

The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think first, before you move.

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Das ist nicht einen booby!

Fucking Shakespeare, people!

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I believe this episode was directed by Reginald Hudlin, most famous for writing some shitty, shitty Black Panther comics.

I think this episode will stand up with the classics. And I don't think the Halloween thing was forced on them by the network—The Office has been doing Halloween for years—I think they just like to do it.

I started reading Poe in my mom's womb. It's where they hid The Purloined Letter.

I mean Pinchot studied Shakespeare, people. Shakespeare!

Woo woo! It's my disco call of cthulu.

Hearing about meat eaters makes me think of famous ones—every single fucking serial killer ever. Go blow douchebag.

Let me add to the choir—I can't tell you how many times I've gone to restaurants where the only veg option is like a ridiculously overpriced grilled veggie plate drizzled with balsamic or some other such boring, unsatisfying concoction as these chefs whipped up on this ep. Learn to cook, jackasses. Broaden your…

Thanks folks!
Once again, I had a great time with the book club this week. See ya next month.

@chuck klosterman, master of the false dichotomy (better register that sweet name before someone steals it)

This is Stacey's best post yet. The only reason this schtick doesn't really work is because Stacey clearly knows some things and has read some things, but people who talk/write like Stacey don't know shit and have never read anything. Still funny, though.

I've never read it and have no plans to.

Wrong. Stella is reformed at the end so she's allowed to live. In fact, after she breaks it off with Harold, she too is allowed to poke a manitou in the eye.

Heh—angree—where did that come from?