Trust has nothing to do with it—Americans are more moronic than Canadians. If anything, that fence ain't tall enough.

So once again, I come to the tv club hoping they'll finally call a turd a turd, but nope, it gets a B. Well I'm glad you enjoy your shit so much. I think the last two seasons have been excellent and groan at all the dead-after-season-two comments, but this was a D or a very generous C-.

A few weeks ago, there was that interview with Spike Lee and that one black guy who wrote that musical, an it wasn't done by Rabin.

It's probably not his fault, but Rock is terrible in Dogma. Seriously, watch it again and just look at Rock's reaction shots. Embarrassingly bad, but probably Smith and the editors' fault.

That doesn't make sense. If I eat at your restaurant, you get what I consider to be a decent tip. If I get take out or stay home, you get nothing.

Mixed
I dunno about all the metaphors going off at once here—a kung fu villain, an escapologist and the Wizard of Oz?

I didn't know there were so many servers/bartenders/former servers, bartenders here, but there obviously are as this 18-20% general rule/expected propaganda is bullshit.

As always, I am with Just a Nigga that Likes Titties.

Ah, shit.

This scares me
Everytime I go to the public library to jerk off to internet porn, I can barely maintain tumescence because I worry that the person who used the mouse before me may have had H1N1.

East coast types? There's a type? And it involves Izod?

Untouchable
That's how they got Capone, too.

Kill BIII

Bullshit. What's the name of your business?

I'm sure that what we now call capitalism and socialism have been around in some form at some scale for a very long time, well before the 16th and 19th centuries. It's a funny line, but those are pretty obviously descriptive terms for systems that had already organically emerged in human societies. Just because some…

Mrs. Knowitall, if we're talking hair shirts here, then it's only fair that conservatives give away all their goods, too, as everyone knows conservative women are hirsute and will hardly suffer.

It's true that the Republican Party embraces the shit out of Hannity, Limbaugh, and Beck. But the party IS trying to purge the crazies—they just have a Bizarro world view of what a "crazy" is, ie centrist, sane, honorable, etc.

I'm pretty sure you guys are thinking of when Glenn Beck rapped on the album Murdered Girl which dropped in 1990. Dude could spit.

If it were Keith Carradine dressed as a country song writer, he would fuck you and then move on.

Kill Bill 3: The No-Armed Swordswoman—Sofie Fatale's Revenge