Saw it right after I clicked out. Whoops!

All the jokes and complaints I wanted to make at first were taken, so I had to go pretty abstract.

What is? Puppies?

When the star of 127 hours was getting pegged by the sultry California singer, it was Lana d'in Franco.

We got the gist and can take it from here.

Don't feed the trawls.

In season one I remember thinking that almost every prisoner except for Piper was in there because of a man, to the point where none of the characters even seemed to have agency BEFORE prison.

They probably will. They got rid of Larry and the Daia-Bennett plot (thank god!)

Are you telling me that all prisoners aren't talking in Atlantic magazine headlines and pop-culture-zinging quips constantly?!

I don't know anything about prison, but sometimes, like when they leave the mess hall to go outside because they just can't right now, the inmates have more freedom than I had in high school.

I wonder if that was in response to the people who hated humanizing the guards. There was some article on this very AV Club about how the baby-faced dumb guard who killed Poussey shouldn't have had flashbacks about how his white male privilege had bailed him out before because…I don't remember why. Because he HAD to…

I'm just wearing my braces and blue jeans, like any other skinhead girl.

It has a pretty catchy hook though: that shriekasizer!

Possibilities:
1. Watching her at the very edge of her abilities? Like the old jewel thief back for one last score?
2. The other people/spectacle on stage?
3. Schadenfreude?
4. Wardrobe malfunctions galore?

Often said to be the best film of the My Cousin Rachel's Four Weddings and Her Funeral cinematic universe.

Nothing on Aicha.

I thought he played Fez on That '70s Show?

There once was a singer named Dylan.
The Swedes found his songs brillian'
They gave him a prize
For best author alive
Now MFAs think he's a villain.

*John Waters punches through his hat*

If dogs run free, then why not we
Across the swooping plain?
My ears hear a symphony
Of two mules, trains and rain
The best is always yet to come
That's what they explain to me
Just do your thing, you'll be king
If dogs run free