According to Chem
Methzart in the Jungle
Kill and Grace starring Debora Meth-ing.

How 'bout a show where no one is sure if the main character has a speech impediment or a drug problem? It's called: Bleth This Meth

"Gimme a schtikle of fluoride"

Judging from how her campaigning for Clinton turned out, I think it will be a while before anyone wants her to rap about their brand.

They just have an intangible…something ya know?

"I hope the live-action goes weirder and darker and deeper."

*Buncha crocodiles write in "stingray"*

I had a friend who brought in a toasted Subway foot-long and Sun Chips, which theatres really shouldn't allow—not because they're losing revenue, but because that's the loudest, smelliest meal possible.

Momoa just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my (his?) trigger now he's dead…

"Prog" does mean "progressively less listenable" after all.

Yeah but the people who write for Pitchfork NOW probably WERE listening to Promise Ring and Braid back then.

I saw them with Murder City Devils and Cursive! Before their set, Cedric had them turn on the lights, so he could personally kick people out while they played!

Does that shirt come with the harpsichord or what?

He's writing books with his wife and has a folk side project and his band is still, I think, popular and respected. However he looks, he's living well.

Yes, but what Pelosi doesn't realize is that the people who hate her party don't and won't.

*draws big pockets on my thighs*

Just your six-pack abs and maybe the stink-free sweat of a hard day's work (at your hobby, which you support with your six-figure white collar job, obvs).

But single payer health care is actually MORE popular than the Democratic Party right n—NO! I WON'T! NOT AGAIN! NOT THIS FOREVER!

*Both of us end up choking each other while trying to yell "Pragmatism!"*

*Hillary crouches over a chalk outline in an abandoned warehouse*
Det. Kaine: But there aren't any footprints leading AWAY from the body…
HRC: When they go low…..*looks up to the rafters* we go HIGH! Right there! A Russian pulley system! I knew it!