This sounds like an amusing hate watch but the D- says otherwise…

For the rest of my life.

I'm sorry but you can't praise leanness AND the three-hour Jackie Brown. I won't allow it!

Might be as overrated as Stranger Things, but I guess we'll never know.

I don't even OWN a Youtube

The only thing they played on the radio was "I'll Be Missin' You" and occasionally Natalie Imbruglia

Nah, it's an arti$tic vi$ion, I'm $ure.

It's also just the #1 sign you're reading a hip hop review.

I can't believe it ran aground there at the end like that.

"I'm going to grow up to be just like my brother, a sailor on the USS Cole!"
"Tim, I have some bad news…"

What's more jarring: seeing "Sweets" on Bones, or seeing Sam Levine in Basterds?

As Danny Desario's Dungeons and Dragons dalliance demonstrated: they're not that different.

Or have them lit in a way that they seem luminous but in fact are just shiny. The FAUX GLOW POWER RANGERS!

Fer realsies! The first one wasn't even good by extremely low Fastball standards!

1. Building
2. Lonesome
3. Everywhere and his nasty Parlor Tricks EP
4. Moon
5. Long Drive
6. Good News
7.-X Those are the only ones I've really listened to, but I listened to them A LOT.

Well, we're definitely getting older and also Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello are reusing a whole chunk of a fucking Fastball song and it reached number 4 on the Billboard charts, so…

I assume you'll settle for creepy children plaintively singing?

I'd like a taste
Of being in space
On a space octopus's menu, in the shade
It's bad I assume
In the vacuum
On a space octopus's menu, in the shade

I assume you used his whole name because "Ed is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and Mr. Sheeran is NO FRIEND OF MINE!"

Go fast and naked enough and you can start on one and end on the other!