"On Stage Enema Goes Swimmingly"

We finished the game via the Spanish broadcast. Not only did it play smoothly, it was Troy Aikman free!

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Maybelline?
8-Olays and Heartbreaks?
Bobbi Bound?

I feel kind of bad about even bringing it up. The problem with her as a public official has nothing to do with pubic hair and that sounds embarrassing and very personal.

I read someone's first hand account of having sex with Christine O'Donnell and now all I can picture when I hear about her is her giant, untamed bush.

I'm pretty pumped to find that Bernie Sanders fits that meter.

Invite him to live deliciously?

I volunteer to pull a Tim Roth-in-Four-Rooms and have sex with Ione Skye in a cauldron.

I find the feminist adoption of witchcraft to be sort of sad—Yeah, Stevie Nicks is cool and your cat seems nice, but didn't feminism already describe the dark pernicious ancient force and conclude that it was probably best called "the patriarchy?"

We miss you, Warlock Obama!

Despair thy charm, / And let the angel whom thou still hast served / Tell thee, Bernie Sanders was from his mother's womb / Untimely ripped!

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A solemn choir of the enchorito guys.

Unlike repealing the ACA, this actually adds years to lives of many Americans.

You guys have a real rapport on here. It's sweet, in a way that's difficult to describe to people out in the real world ("He's, like, a shoe, and the other one is, like, a bunch of multicolored oranges, and when we're all supposed to be working…")

Everyone! Everyone come see!

I think we should be MORE surprised that Clue is as good as it is (very good).

What if he's trying to reconnect with his high school girlfriend, Minnie Driver?

It must be hard to live as a counterexample to what you profess.

Well, the video that emerged had nothing to do with Bill Maher…so really it's anyone's call.