Can someone be isolationist AND warmongering? I mean, Trump was sometimes one and sometimes the other during the campaign, but that's just because he has no coherent policy.

"It means he gets results, you stupid code of conduct!"

1: "I don't understand how we screwed that up! We followed all the instructions in this book, Sticking the Landing
2: (reading the cover) By the pilot of the Hindenburg, foreward by JJ Abrams?!

Can it hit her on her way to Trump's inauguration?

Go up for vote when Tim Kaine isn't around?

Gotta realign my sights, as the bees seem to be hewing to the left to the left…

That was a marketing ploy, apparently.

Here's your anecdote: Donald Trump is the fucking president.

Yeah, it's not like she had ever unexpectedly lost in Michigan or Wisconsin before!

How dare the voters feel like presidential candidates should have to earn their votes!

Fuck her "break", she lost to Donald Trump. She's in time out.

Yeah but that was Susan Sarandon's fault, somehow.

I don't understand why this thinking persists. You know that Bernie supporters committed to voting for Clinton in higher percentages than, say, Clinton voters did for Obama, right?

I'm still reading complaints about how Susan Sarandon is the most influential person in the world and this is all her fault, so…everyone's hurt and lashing out.

Obamacare premiums rising, wages being stagnant for decades, the campaign ignoring primary losses in Wisconsin and Michigan.

Whatever, man. According to my calculations, at least two-thirds of people on Jeopardy are losers anyway.

Man, all of those levels on the Gorilla Glacier in Donkey Kong Country were TOUGH!

And someone to sweep up those dead leaves off the dirty ground.

I'll be right back, I gotta use the John.

Mail….kimp?