Right? Talk about missing the point.

Ah yes, Ukrainian. The language of love.

I think we found him, gang!

Works for Angelina Jolie!

He was also probably the last person to endorse a camera.

This is the second AV Club article in a row where I've learned about—and learned to deeply hate—everyone involved.

I'll hold your spot if you spin your rings around to the inside first.

Yes please. First, why? Second, could we not? Third, can he at least stop shouting and annoying everyone?

If you watched it with sound ON, you'd know why.

You seem to be having a good time with Straw Man Shock and Au Contraire, so have at.

So you're saying that Lumiere is actually not French at all, but rather faking it?!

Kind of sounds like you think they shouldn't bother changing a thing. But what was the most well-financed campaign of all time doing with all of its money if not trying to actively change the minds of "millions of voters [who] are angry and stupid enough where they're not only happy about the outcome but actively…

A buddy of mine went to school with a guy named Philip Ajarapoo (sp?)!

It depends. Are you the type of person who is friends with tiny neurotics with health problems (but who dress well), or do you not mind your house reeking of shit?

Seventeen minutes of James angst and a quick check in with Ben Horne's Korean War adaptation.

It's the Jemaine-as-Bowie "I'm going to a party in space, Brett! Pretty freaky isn't it?" equivalent of working methods.

I was pretty tepid on the Lazarus we got. It was too much of a jukebox musical retrospective on Bowie's work for me to take its plots seriously (Me: Oh my this is really serious—oh wait, they're singing Changes! What an arrangement!), but the plot/characters wasn't content to get out of the way enough for you to just…

Nah, his life is going go on twice as long as other musicians, with many many encores.

Liked for Sparks, and it's a good thing that I like Sparks so much because you're incredibly wrong about Plastic Beach. WRONG!

I feel like a flaw in the standard methods of business administration is that there's layers and layers of these fuckers whose only job is "management" which basically means calling meetings to interrupt the people who are actually doing the work and getting paid far less.