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I'm just surprised it's not a British euphemism for something terrible. "Dreadful case of the BROWNS, you know? Shat his knickers stiff!"

Ha ha ha! There's not enough unwholesome, profane things in the world! Now we have one more! And it's insipid to boot!

Ah now the sanctimony makes sense. Anyway, you know dick-all about what I'm concerned about and what I've been doing since the election. And since you have actual socialized medicine in Canada, I hope you're spared the terrible clusterfuck that our country put in place, and that Clinton campaigned on.

This movie's good right? Every time I suggest it, someone looks up the plot and I look like a fucking asshole.

Why does a duck need a pilot anyway!?

Comment-handle synergy level = excellent.

What was when Comey said it was all okay twice? Cymbal hits? The email thing wasn't fake: it was done to elude FOIA requests, it was something that, if someone lower down the chain had done, would have warranted punishment. It could have but didn't compromise national security (according to….Comey during that two

Let's combine the most intense music with the meekest beverage possible!

Damn I better hurry up and get "DJeeling" up and running!

Doesn't the "D" mean that it wouldn't be?

Yeah that was in response to the New York Barcade(s) legal threats.

I'm pluralistic enough without encouraging the PLURists.

Me too! Everyone says such nice things!

My Owen Wilson impression begins and ends with "Whaow!" but I get a lot of use out it all the same.

Were I to say so, it would be in-Accra-te

The latter. Although the majority of Senate Democrats voted for the Iraq resolution.

If the drum beat was constant, what does it matter if another aspersion was cast (and then resolved days afterwards)? The emails were a problem the WHOLE time—the primaries, the entire general election even when she was crushing it and shifting resources to Arizona and Georgia (you want to call someone dumb?).

So, like Rushdie's Midnight Children but with massive international orgies? I'd fuck with this.

Both of them?

I was going to say "No one's been a fan of the Seahawks since the '90s!" but that's not true, and if you have been then you've suffered enough.