agree.  I can see the pitch meeting now.  "We're all old and tired, one of us is super fat, and one of us is half-blind!  So then we bring in some new Ghostbusters!"  Wow, this script writes itself!

We're ALL named Angus!

Where to…. ADULTERERS?!
I'm in the minority, but one of my favorite parts was the All My Circuits clip. Parodies of old cheesy soap operas starring overacting robots just goes right to my funnybone.

Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?

Agreed on all counts w/ idiotking. I vote he gets four more beers.

Well now I'm going to have to watch Stonecutters and War is the H-Word back to back. Also, whichever Treehouse of Horror features The Shinning.

Joan Rivers
She gets a lot of hate, but goddammit, I like her. She's hilarious on Fashion Police - even my husband will laugh at her on that show if he happens past the TV while I have it on (it's not necessarily a show for the 25-34 male demographic).

L&O - Watch again
Watched the repeat of Law & Oracle before Silence of the Clamps. I laughed way more the 2nd time around. This is beating a dead horse, but most of their episodes are better on repeat viewings. Example: I will never tire of War is the H-Word.

They spent less time deciding what wackass shape their state should be and got real jobs? Rectangles make for industrious places to live? It's too cold to hang around under a bridge and be a hobo? I'm just throwing these out there.

ditto me, K. Thrace. I foolishly thought I was going to be taught how W. Va got its shape. Instead, I was treated to stock footage of hillbillies. And it wasn't even GOOD stock footage of hillbillies.

It hasn't been The Hitler Channel for a long time. Never thought I'd miss those days, but every time I scroll past it on the menu it's all aliens and chupacabras with a light sprinkling of 2012.

All I ever see Bear do is hurl himself through the terrain at top speeds, then kill, roast, and devour whatever animal life he happens upon. Survivorman at least survives more like a normal person. Get your bearings, build a modest shelter, find water, attempt to build a fire, eat some plants and bugs, and hopefully…

Les Stroud
is my preferred survivor guy. Also, I get that Jakenhall is in crazy good shape, but let us not forget that Ferrell ran the Boston marathon. That is pretty damn athletic.

Then I turn on the Coors sign to let people know we've got ice cold Coors inside.

This article is so great
I might need mouth to ass resuscitation.

The terrible scatting was all Bender all the time.

Celebrity voices
PREACH about Cameron Diaz and her $10mil for Shrek. Oh. It's a celebrity.

Death penalty aside, it just raises a big red flag when someone's convicted of four counts of giving false information to police, who were investigating the disappearance of her child; something she failed to report to the authorities for 31 days.

He keeps randomly popping up in Runner's World with stories of how he used to be a fatass but now he runs 30 miles a week and cycles 40 miles a week, and climbs Everest twice a month, and YOU CAN TOO if you eat the delicious recipe he's provided to Runner's World. It should be noted that the recipe is usually quinoa,…

@E.Buzz Miller - thank you for that, so awesome.
@Roark - she's completely on point.