But Steve Martin is very much alive.

Although Kevin Hart has hosted a bunch of MTV awards shows and I guess his movies have done alright, but nothing that has exactly lifted him to a new level of stardom.

I love that show. I wish a network would try to bring it back, just as long as the spoilers are as smug as they were on the original.

Amy Man - Was in Until Thursday, later married to Judd Nelson, director of the 30 Year Old Virgin, was nominated for songs from Paul W.S. Anderson's Melancholia

I think the movie awards is the one more likely to actually be watched on a television.

He's busy playing Krang's body in TMNT 2.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

Candlestick wearing a bowler hat.

Disney Princess Cumulative Universe?

*sprays Lysol on "here"*

Even a broken Barsanti is correct two times a day.

When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

YOU SHALL NOT PRESS

And Dan Stevens as The Beast The Guest Beau Geste.

Not sure how long I can withstand this battery of puns.

That's a negative.

I'm surprised it's not an Apple watch.

It's funny because I know their names because of CBB.

I just realized the actress is the same girl who got a blanket full of shit flung at her in Trainspotting.

The book sounds about as appealing as this one time I bought "The Star Wars Encyclopedia" and I spent about ten minutes on it before giving up. It was mostly filled with expanded universe crap, or the equivalent of fan fiction about stuff like the entire history of whatever card game that Lando lost the Falcon to Han.…