Remember when Mike Myers was funny?
No, seriously does anyone remember? Or am I just imagining the whole thing?

Sad face
I remember the first time I went to Universal Studios. I was probably about five and dreading seeing the giant animatronic King Kong the entire time. By the time I got there, I was literally on the floor of the tram screaming and crying my eyes out. I was a very nervous child.

An asshole maybe. Not a douche.

Fail
How useless do you have to be in life to consider "smiling" a talent?