you've got a black attitude, Dreaclio

I fucking loved Band(S!) on the Run! Yeah, Flickerstick. I was rooting for Soulcracker, despite the fact that they were 20% useless (that guy who just yelled "Damn!" at specified times).

I'd play it just for the opportunity to quit the band as Ringo.

you're right either way, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Nouphioc, I think you mean my penis.

Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede.

they do that, like, during the day. you know, when the sun is out.

all I know is I wanna fuck that green M&M so bad

As 3rd Magistrate of the Internet, I request that we refrain from mentioning any more new shows from our memories. Anthropomorphic animals alone do not constitute "trippy," nor do colorful costumes, as they were pretty much givens in kids' shows.

Pee Wee and Hey Vern, It's Ernest were staples of my upbringing. My mom taped them so we could watch them again later.

Pearl Jam projects the image of insularity more than any popular band I can think of. What I mean is, they seem so out of touch with anything else going on, just doing their own thing after almost 20 years with no regard to what is going on around them. This isn't inherently a bad trait, but it adds to the aloof air…

"…to have a single member misrepresent his new band as Sabbath is not just ripping off Ozzy and his mates, but ripping off each person who buys a ticket to see what he or she might think of as the original band."

I don't know about you guys but when I was in school the Waldo books were what all the cool kids got so they didn't have to actually, you know, READ during library time. If the Waldo section was dry, then it was Garfield or Calvin & Hobbes. The uncool/unmotivated/smelly kids like me ended up with the Goosebumps…

so evoking a specific time period is a liability now? classic Sabbath rocks. hard.

Time will tell on their power minds…

they've literally worked hard and long

Gandhi humor. I dig it.

my favorite moment
Jay tries to get Ryan Phillipe to make a "gay face" and is gets GLAAD all huffed up in a tissy.

you've had sex? what's it like? I bet it's awesome.

Everyone kind of does drum like Ringo, in that, after he set the precedent for it in the Beatles, every drummer after him adopted the practice of making idiosyncratic tweaks to their drum parts, so the drums were part of the composition of a song.