I second the C+ grade for this review. I mean are you listening to it on 8-track or something? If the song you like is at the end of the record, just skip to it, or lift the needle, or click it first.

[HOMER and MARGE talking in bed]
MARGE: Homer, I can't believe Tonya Harding is coming to help Bart with his school project!
HOMER: I know, it's almost as bad as the time I was in that Geico commercial.
[possibly-inspired cutaway gag to Homer in a Geico commercial]
BART: [candid comment about masturbation and/or drug use]

Lord of the Cockrings

I don't think that was real

prrrobably

I'll have to go with "Cafe Disco" as my favorite episode, but my favorite exchange came from "Crime Aid":

Also, P&J will have a retard baby.

Like Nabin says above, this ep was short on laughs, but damned if it wasn't nail-bitingly intense at times.

I agree with Dwigt.

I immediately assumed it was negative-AIDS, the snidely un-disease that makes you never get sick, and if you have sex with someone with AIDS it cures their AIDS. Also, you can't see the AIDS. Doodley doo!!!

"partner"
AV Club seems set on this term. orientation-neutral much?

Oh, ok, ejaculate on her breasts, I gotcha.

I come for Olivia's hotness, but I stay for her dry sense of humor and willingness to mock herself.

Did Dwight staple Phyllis' shirt back together? Did Bob Vance ask her about it? We'll give you the whole story, tonight at 9. Now back to the King of Queens.

I don't think the show has been as mean to Phyllis since "are you mother goose."

@Passtheoldelpaso:

Hey, I'm not your chief, fwiend!

@McSmearbritches and Tarkovskys

I liked the part of Waiting that had John Francis Dailey in it, because it reminded me that Freaks and Geeks exists.

@ Oh, the Possibilities