Awards for people who act? What will you think of next, TacoPants? Besides taco pants, that is.

…thank you?

I was openly rooting for J.D./loneliness (but also Elliot/Sean, on a more rational level), so I know how you feel.

I don't really drink soda, so I'll go with the latter.

The wounds are still fresh!

Watching the mapletini be poured, I said to myself, "Ick."

For most of its run, Scrubs was determined to show time and time again that J.D. and Elliot were absolutely terrible for each other and that they ultimately wouldn't in their will-they/won't-they thing.

Creepy dolls and puppets are the worst though. THE WORST.

So what you're saying is you want a big ol' orgy to end the season.

You're welcome.

They are all so terrible to her, I just can't understand that movie. And yet, every year…

"that's what wrestling has devolved to."

1. Peanuts trumps all.
2. It was Alasdair who said that, and as we all know, Alasdair and I are in a feud.

Oh dear… Got it.

It appears that you really want to take Ed Helms off of acting.

"Why do people think they're so special for having two thumbs?"

You're right, I am.

Christine Woods is 31.

They do still use Hall & Oates for the theme, and I've had it stuck in my head ever since I watched it days ago.

Then my work here is done.