At least she's not Aiden. (Which I hope will become the new "At least he's/she's not Declan.")

That's pretty much the case for the entire cast of House of Lies.

"I still can’t tell these new motherfuckers apart." I realize there's a new girl on the cast, but I really could not pick her out of a lineup. In the cold open, I thought for a moment Kenan was just doing the sketch with an extra.

Mellie's just the best. The best.

Ugh, why is he allowed to still be a character?

Yi-Yips! Yi-Yi-Yi-Yips!

Spoiler alert: the Slime Monster is still the most terrifying thing in the world. http://25.media.tumblr.com/…

That goddamn stabbing episode of ER. I was on a class trip in 7th grade and everyone wanted to watch ER. I had never seen ER, but I figured I'd join in, because peer pressure.

It sounds a lot less scary when you say it like that.

I'll disagree with you on the episode not being that memorable, but I will say, if we're talking scary Buffy episodes, "Fear, Itself" pretty much still freaks me out a lot more than "Hush" ever did.

Definitely on the spectrum.

There was never even an "old girl," the show needs to be renamed. I vote The Girl.

It's so upsetting.

I mean, if the bomb had actually gone off, then maybe we'd have something good going on.

I remember seeing the trailer for that in theaters and me and my friends commenting on how Whiteout was such an unfortunate name for a movie.

Pouring one out for you, Mob Doctor.

Pelant. It's always Pelant.

I laughed at the Christ-y joke too, but I'm pretty sure it was mostly because the wife was played by the actress who played Andrea (pronounced UN-drea) on Happy Endings. It was basically the same joke Happy Endings did, and I just miss Happy Endings so much. :(

This is so upsetting. Why won't the universe just bring back Happy Endings? The Mindy Project can be sacrificed in its place, I have no problems with that.

The show leaves me cold and I've watched every single episode. :(