Clearly the writers were on drugs when they wrote that scene, as opposed to their usual sober selves.

LITERALLY A Poor Man…Ryan Gosling

"My name's Harrison!" - a dumb fucking kid named Harrison

Remember Laguerta's bench?

"4. Quinn has a speech about how he felt when he left New York.  I didn't know or care that Quinn used to live in New York.  I'm so glad that the show still feels it has time for expository monologues about Quinn's backstory."

JOHN MORRISON!

RORY GILWHORE

"But the townspeople of Stars Hollow are so mean to him!"

That overdub was AMAZING.

My mind immediately went to that Newswire when I all of a sudden saw all these comments about people here being "shocked" about irrational Anna Gunn hate, since such a thing would NEVER happen here.

Wasn't Emmanuelle Vaugier's character originally supposed to have a bigger role, but scheduling conflicts got in the way? I don't think I'm making this up.

A friend and I are working on said movie…the actresses just don't know it yet. http://fivebyfiving.tumblr….

Nah, it was Amy Miles. I'd actually just rewatched the Wainy Days episode where she sang that song ("Rochelle Pt. 2") yesterday and had it stuck in my head…then was pleasantly surprised when I'd heard it again watching this episode.

Death Cab's a band, right?

I can. I bet boardshorts were his douchey wardrobe item of choice before he discovered vests.

TRUE LOVE BEGINS WITH DROWNING

You mean the "best" moment, right?

Ugh, I'm so upset because the first paragraph is totally how they're going to go.

I spent the majority of the episode hoping Phoebe wasn't revealed to be the killer because I like her so much. Thank god.

"Aria: A season’s worth of inaction (if not more)"