I'm currently stuck in Tampa, living with my mom and siblings. That joke hit too close to home.

Because the bigger bads don't deserve the satisfaction of a quick death. They should have to rot in jail for the rest of the lives — suffer for what they've done to the city.

THE TRUMPET

There is no way OUAT is better than 95% of television currently airing. No way.

Yeah, I thought that was what happened if he took the cure (and that was why the vamp hunters and Kol wanted to give the cure to him), but now… This whole plot is so dumb.

EVERYTHING'S STILL COMING UP APRIL!

The Don Knotts-lookalike actually shows up in the background of quite a few episodes.

One of them looks like a poor man's Jim Caviezel, which just makes me upset he's not the real Jim Caviezel on The Real World.

I don't know, I miss "boring" Elena. I HATE that the Salvatores won't stop trying to control her and going for a cure she doesn't want, but I really miss human Elena. I was bummed in the Season 3 finale cliffhanger, because one of the things I always loved about the character was how vehement she was about not…

I think I'd be able to enjoy this Elena just slightly more (even though she is a bitch, and it pains me to say it) if she weren't so sloppy about her attacks. Right out in the open, not even thinking about clean up seems to be her thing.

I don't know why Damon thought he was so smart — he hides stuff in his soap dish.

I give your comment an A for use of the word "hoodrat."

My initial reaction to that horrifying CGI was that Eion Bailey's finally as wooden as his acting. *high fives the nearest bystander*

I'm with you, buddy.

Seeing the last three episodes of Ben & Kate just made me even angrier, because they were so good. THE WRONG KID DIED!

As long as it has the reverse Connor reaction and turns them from obnoxious to cute, I'm on board.

I was so hoping Nealfire would follow through on abducting Henry to "Manhattan" in "New York," even though he has no legal rights to the kid.

Regina is always Henry's "mom" when the little shit wants something.

In my mind, the whole adultery thing also helped with the blackening.

@avclub-95b622c18e98531c84d5fc6f543ec1d7:disqus Can succubi (peep the delete scenes from that episode) be turned into vampires?