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" indie sitcom"

Granny did a terrible, terrible job. (She didn't smother him in his sleep.)

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND, TALKING CUP."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND, TALKING CUP."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND, TALKING CUP."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND, TALKING CUP."

Whoops, this was the first episode in a long time I genuinely enjoyed. Emma didn't even really bother me in this one (a first, for sure).

Yeah, it's the fact that He/She/It has been entirely absent when all of this stuff's been going down. The absentee parent of it all, if you will.

This is why I need confirmation of Claire Holt being on the Originals spin-off (and then confirmation of that spin-off going to series). I've been waiting for the H2O reunion since Phoebe got cast and I have been sorely disappointed. SORELY DISAPPOINTED.

Anyone else notice how Elena pretty much sounds like the Buffybot (well, I guess the Elenabot in this instance) whenever she's talking to or about Damon? No? Just me? Okay then. As you were.

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP APRIL!

"My god, angels are assholes." - me, last night (and since Season 4 actually). I'm an athiest, but even I kind of feel kind of weird about the way Supernatural depicts angels and, well, God. They're real dickbags.

I'm proud of myself. I knew what that gif would be before I even clicked on it.

Well you were WRONG. :)

I often do.

My favorite parts of the show were the elaborate money-making scheme involving Logan Echolls and SECRET LESBIANS. Unfortunately, SECRET LESBIANS didn't come til the end of the series. That is the amount of insanity you need to start with and uphold, people!

I personally love Season 1, but I definitely do not love Season 1 confusingly in the middle of Season 2.

Well Dr. Whale was also Dr. Frankenstein. Archie was just a cricket. A cricket who breaks doctor-patient confidentiality in favor of being a gossip queen, apparently.

Mailbox-head with terrible hair. I miss Tyler's crazy ass. :(

Marry me.

@avclub-d43da0b54c8393e0d0cd389588f89e3a:disqus I figured @avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus was just going for a "Cat Scratch Fever" pun. But that could be because I'm too trusting.

Why would you make such a post? :(