as long as al pacino is ahab and robert deniro voices the CGI whale, i think we may have another shark tale on our hands.

guys it's page three!
surely someone will read my totally relevant and even more thought provoking comment!

i once wrote a paper comparing Project Mayhem to Project Runway. my teacher gave me a grade that i'm pretty sure was the ankh symbol. oh well, magnet schools…

you must be the worst teacher. and who the fuck are you teaching leninism to? are you commenting from a jungle somewhere?

he proceeded to beat me savagely for hours on end. my friend is chuck palahniuk. and we're the same person.

fucking finally
i'd say other than, i don't know, rushmore or the big lebowski, there's no other film that marshals such a sizable and worthy cult. right the fuck on.

no it's not, and no it doesn't

this one
can't wait for it guys!

Suddenly, American Dad doesn't seem so bad.
false

note that the argument is no longer about the person that actually died today. nice one guys.

scg
he should actually collaborate with the bishop brothers. that would make for some interesting music.

now that i've got your attention
pilgrim.

looks like
a film worth checking out. just as all the other prospects this year started looking dry. (read: choke, synecdoche new york)

chuck
shuck.

or just do really well and, you know, win the election.

he made an excellent point about obama changing his speaking strategy specifically for the convention — steering it away from the vague "change" talk he's been so fond of and focusing on the issues, much like a state of the union address. for the record, i generally don't like conservative (or liberal) pundits in…

bill o'reilly
is actually the least insufferable of the pundit windbags that fox news has to offer. his ego is comparable to a new class of aircraft carrier, but he actually makes a lot of good points that his conservative fox constituents and the obama-worshipers at cnn don't.

also
is anyone else cringing at the prospect of a germs film starring shane west?

Little man with a gun in his hand…
LITTLE MAN WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND!
LITTLE MAN WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND!
LITTLE MAN WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND!

i'd like to take a look at angelina jolie's numbers too, eh?! EH?! i'm lonely, eh?!