what's asshole's favorite movie?
hint: it has to have a colon in the title.

ever seen original sin? i'd like to take a look at those dvd numbers.

writing his sequel, obv

and while i've got your attention
anna faris is not talented.

does this mean
it's too late to release my summer blockbuster?

now there's a great album.

MC, your answer is too long to read, but i'm already convinced you're wrong.

yes. we need to rally around this anonymous person.

Mr. Critique- do your friends take you seriously? Make sure next time you're getting ready to make a remark like that.

bloc panther party

i guess there's always…
the arctic monkeys. oh wait.

pet sounds
now there's a great album.

it was 7th grade but
i remember both the movie and book being pretty good.

surprised
at the lackluster jabbing, but honorable mention to dr. rockzo and james hetfield. you've done avclub proud.

i feel bad for you guys because you listen to metallica.

In other news
AVclubbers rejoiced at the appearance of a gigantic red target for all possible vitriol on the daily newswire.

using facebook 101: for aaron sorkin
rules and guidelines:

30 rock
should just be on every night of the week.

lovecraft in arkham
it's cute. we get it. now go away.

like this band
pretty original. pretty cool. music can be hit or miss since gallowsbird bark (from what i've heard, admittedly), but they don't piss me off so they can stay. one problem though —