He threw Gwen Stacy off a bridge in 1990… etc. etc.

Damn Yankees

"You, sir, are part of history." He was probably just congratulating the guy for rubbing elbows with THE Glenn Beck.

These films are getting worse all the time…

Baldwin and The Whiffles!
Also, Nick Rivers.

The fetus had a hard-on?

Apparently Kinski shot one of the Octopus' suckers off. He fired a pistol into the hut where it was playing cards with some of the stunt sharks.

Long may it continue. The magnificent bastards of the comments are so much a part of the fabric of the AV Club that merely reading the articles felt like weeks of only hearing one side of a conversation. A witty, sexy side - all due respect - but it still lacked closure…

And their policy on donkey porn is, quite frankly, overbearing. Making it mandatory took almost all the fun out of it.

Hooray!
My ability to see, let alone write, comments on had been mysteriously obliterated from my work computer for several weeks. This left me with a very real emptiness (and heightened productivity) that I couldn't very well complain to IT about.

The Sleeper has… gone to sleep.

I had it on VHS. It was awesome. There was a Lady Kong - with boobs. And Linda Hamilton - with brief boobage. King Kong did have an articifical heart / pacemaker - no boobs, but a blood-filled transplant scene. Awesome, I tell you!

You get a quick flash of Linda Hamilton's in King Kong Lives. If you pause the VHS just as Chappy is getting out of their shared sleeping bag…

That was a shame. And resulted in a major blip in my televisual development. The problems we had before DVR / Sky+.

Nah, I think Series 1 and 2 of the Inbetweeners were pretty darn good. Sadly, Series 3 seemed to get repetitious, cartoonish, spiteful, and just didn't bring the funny as consistently (Jay's motorcycle mishap aside).

This is the worst Christian singles mixer ever…

Hey, time will make fools of us all! We should consider ourselves lucky if we look like as good as he does when we hit fifty!

At least, he won't need make-up to revisit the Red Room.

Yes! Now for God's sake, put it on!

I'm not paying you to talk.