@Don Pantaloons / Phodreaw - He's ginger.

Sassy robot! SASSY!

Speaking of jam… sort of… "What's the difference between jam and marmalade?"

And I believe I was the first one to use the phrase, "I don't think so!"

Alpacas(Kanye West) + 2(Taylor Swift / Dixie Chicks) = the Anglo-Zanzibar War

You're so money, and you don't even know it.

That's a shame. He speaks highly of you.

[THWACK]

What's the video? YouTube tell me that 'Vevo' are blocking it in the UK on 'copy right grounds'. I need to know!

WHO are the people that follow such links? SOMEBODY must, or they wouldn't bother, would they?

Last year I was an excellent Goblin King from Labyrinth. This year it's either going to be Zombie Lincoln, Sexy Lincoln, or Sexy Zombie Lincoln.

I stole your book. You just left it on the table when you went to the bathroom. I checked to see if anyone was watching, and then I went for it. Grabbed it and ran like hell. I read a couple of pages on the bus on the way home, but then got worried that I might be caught. I did my best to wipe any fingerprints off the…

Did I go to college, Batman?

Apparently the script said, point blank, that he died.

Hmm, need to see this. I think 'Blind Beast' is the craziest Japanese movie I've seen to date, but my frame of reference may not be sufficiently wide in terms of insanity levels.

Yeah, but only because he missed his chance.

Ha! Got you! We were actually looking for Sartacus! Get him, men!

I would see Colampires Suckumbo.

That happened at an Arab Strap concert as I was at in Belfast. Aidan Moffat as good as said, "It's your own time you're wasting…"

Well done, sir.