My name still works. In a way. It's not funny but it works.

I like my apples collapse'd.

she sells she shells by the sea shore

Thank you kindly. I'll try to remember that. I'll try.

English majors, did I get the tense on that last bit right? The subjunctive always rattles me, assuming that's the subjunctive.

I'm thinking there is a long list of pop performers they can't get, starting with the likes of Lady Gaga and Rihanna. Not that I would mind if I were to be proven wrong.

You've never been to my library.

Fuck and Yes and Damn Straight.

It's torrenters like you that make the rest of us torrenters look bad.

My lady friend likes Glee, and my boy friend likes Glee, but my wife hates it.

I just woke up
This Magazine is Haunted was an old Charlton Comics horror title. Not that it isn't awful, but it was awful long before the band took it.

Anyone over the age of seven who would even for a drunken millisecond adopt a rule against reading authors with three names are not in a position to give a reliable opinion on their favorite Goosebumps, let alone dismiss David Foster Wallace.

Wow, that's moronic.

Hey kids, stop all the downloading Lexi Belle.

I don't see why not. He's no Grisham or Stephen King, but Inland Empire is no The Firm or Shawshank Redemption and it's still pop culture.

You're not the first to suggest it and you won't be the last (I'd point out my numerous complaints but I think I made them under another account), but Modell… man, that dude straight scoffs at diversity. I had drinks with him once and he wouldn't stop yammering about 'jungle music' and 'the sounds of subhumans…

You're using up all the internet!

Are you saying the world would be a better place if we were dead, or….

I think our esteemed colleague, WHERE, raises an apposite though obvious question.

The lies you tell yourself will never fill the hole in your heart.