@ Archmage

I've had to resort to going up to random long-haired bearded fellows on suburb side streets, devil horns extended in greeting, begging to know if they've heard of any new deathcore lately. It's humiliating and maybe a little arousing.

…of whom…

Poor Sam and Mike, (good old Mike) being tossed in with someone like Vadim. Who I'VE never heard of.

For sale - baby, never worn.

Plan revolutions with Tolstoy readers, plan revolutions anonymously with Dostoevsky readers.

Oh, and about one step down on the fap ladder. No Parker Posey = less happy ending.

Drop Dead Gorgeous isn't that bad, but it's definitely on a lower rung than Guest's work. I'd say 4 steps down the ladder.

FAKE

@The Archmage

Relying on thought experiments and thematic analysis to judge comedy? Well, that sure is one way to be doing it wrong.

The Forbidden Territory? …

Holy god, someone used the word 'pretentious' correctly. On this site.

Next time Space Ghost comes on Pierce is gonna kick in the TV.

You are of f in your own world there, Geo. Your own sad, humorous world.

Nerd & Hipster: never the twain shall meet - http://blogs.citypages.com/…

Mr. Boy earns my respect for selling that line. I wouldn't be able to play that line straight.

Ugh, school spirit. Get a football team!

Did I stutter, butternutter?

Yup. If only everyone had a grasp of neurobiology, I'm sure blood-brain barrier jokes would go over so well. Like hurdlers and airplanes and cups a'running.