Too short, didn't comprehend.

Well, those names certainly look authentic. I can easily imagine indie rock bands fighting over the chance to be called "Say Cheese and Die." That's not to say those are *good* names, let alone great.

http://www.veoh.com/browse/… ?

Ryan Reynolds is Canadian? I feel like I should've known that. Guess he really was born to play Deadpool.

I'm replying to you with the word dngs. I think that will "unlock your post out."

In terms of things I like, I definitely disregard the distinction. I wouldn't even know how to categorize some shows and movies I love if I were to rely on the kids/adults binary. I have a hard time describing Up as a kid's movie, for example. Same with Rocko's Modern Life and Ren & Stimpy.

ACTING!

Booooooooooooooooooo all yooooooooous. You're all extraneous.

Man, let's make a list of Goosebumps stories ripped off from Twilight Zone plots. A camera that shows someone's death, really?

There was the one where it turns out that the protagonist was a monster the whole time. I don't remember if he was being plagued by a human-looking "monster" (oh look at that freak with only two eyes and four limbs) but I wouldn't put it past Stine's team of writers.

Who…
…is going to break the news to Ebert?

If Tom Hanks played a role that demanded pretending to be a rapper and getting defecated on I'd quit watching movies. No more film for me.

Booooo extraneous "you." Always meddling with my posts.

They would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you that meddling common sense.

Well there are also the Mexicans, of course. And the colored folk.

Fantastic theme song too
It's safe to say that Eureeka's Castle was the best thing RL Stine was ever involved in. THAT should be a movie.

Chimps will straight-up bite off the head of a baby monkey. God knows what future chimps will do.

It's a damned good thing you don't direct safety videos. You're not supposed to make falling into holes look cool.

I was beginning to wonder when the motion picture screen was gonna reach its full maturity.

Summer Glau is like Santa Claus. If you go looking for her or hiding in wait for her you'll never find her. But if you just close your eyes and dream happy dreams she'll visit you in the middle of the night to give you a present and a stuffed stocking.