But what of friendly games of backyard football? Will you do away with those as well? Will you? Will you really?

You bait, you break. That's the risk you take.

I second The Downfall's suggestion. Great stuff.

That's like the opposite of fetal alcohol syndrome. His parents must have been high on speed.

It works "better" if read in the voice of James Lipton. It works *best*, as all things do, when read in the voice of Scatman Crothers.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oobies!

Oh dear, you're going to regret this. Your compliments will be weak. Fucking weak.

Now you know why the comments settle on her appearance.

When in doubt, pinkie out.

Were there a lot of scenes in Speed Racer where the characters stood around passing exposition back-and-forth over a lacksadaisical pool game? Was there a whole scene devoted the joke of a "Scotch crooner?" Was Jay Mohr in Speed Racer? OF COURSE YOU SHOULDN'T SEE THIS!

I don't know what the rest of you are trying to do. Rad Pitt just stole the thread.

Bogart was ugly technically, physically, metaphysically, physiologically, and mythologically. Sexy as hell, though.

CMON DUDES, either you are high or you are not high enough.

MaryProvost brings up a good point. For all we know," Eddie Murphy" has always been a calculated persona, even in his Raw days. And yet we were fucking convinced that we knew this guy, that we could relate to him. Conan O'Brien seems very "authentic" with all his self-deprecation and insecure mugging, but who knows?…

Contradictory Guy will never agree with any "ammi right fells" type posts. Ammi right?

Is the Bill Engvall Show still on the air? Anyone want to imdb that for me because God knows I don't want to bother with it. While you're there find out how many shows Tyler Perry has.

Don't write me about your bullshit, Congressperson. Fuck you and your franking privileges.

I'm glad she did because it resulted in some really strong answers. Lord knows none of us wants to read a list of talking points.

See? See what happens!
Prince of Persia? Bomb. Last Airbender? Bomb. It's what I've been saying for years - everyone is tired of white people.

Very disagreeable, in a good way
The interview read a little antagonistic, but thoughtful. He was dead set on never giving an easy answer.