Opposite Sex had an episode where the hot girl at school wanted to lose her virginity to the male lead at her birthday party, but something came up and the episode ended with her cross-legged on the table forlornly staring at her cake. It was both heartbreaking and perverse and in hindsight I'm surprised that was…

I think the non hip hop fans here get insecure when Nathan starts talking up the Neptunes or Ludacris or Aaliyah because they can't tell the difference between the good and the bad. It's like a whole 'nother language to them.

I liked Angie Harmon on L&O but not on ANYTHING else. And she was no Jill Hennessy to begin with.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOObies. I'm going hoarse here yelling for BOOOOOOOObies.

What if they replaced O'Neal? How hard is it to have a new guy use his name? How the fuck would we know interrobang

Unregistereds live in the wild, wild west. There are no rules. Everyone is a shitfag.

2 is better than 99
if limes are better than ticket fines
and mimes get laid like all the time

Have Meg White's tits ever gotten a thread deleted? Them's some ding d0ngs.

I'M A MAN! I'M 40! WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME.

Nathan's slowing heading into Bill Simmons territory, relying on a few too many comic crutches because he has to produce so much goddamn content every week. It's not a problem yet and certainly isn't as bad as Simmons, but he might need to take a vacation. Clear his head of some of those gimmicks.

You want we should forgive him for trying to ruin American Woman? Dude's mediocre at best.

I'm sure a youtube search of "booty poppin" will help Emily come to grips with the terminology.

Mulher Melao would argue otherwise.

Rivers will keep the boat afloat.
Rivers will rage though rivers will age.
Rivers will soak the half Asian coast.
Rivers will come like a torrent and boast
a white current though wave's tiny turret be beige.
Rivers will carry the boat ever afloat.

Funnily enough, I don't think she's even trolling. She really is that vapid and cliche-addled.

I'll have you know I was voted Most Charming by my middle-school pornography club. And Most Likely to Fuck a Duck.

There are actually commenters complaining in late 2010 that the comments section has gone downhill. Why don't they remember this shit?

Tell that to Lou Diamond Phillips.

Dngs. You people are pussies. It's just dngs. Dngs Dngs Dngs Dngs.

It's the best song the Slits recorded. Only thing that even gives it competition is Typical Girls.