They should throw everyone for a loop and remake Cannonball Run 2.

And, in a future episode *SPOILER* Michel going on the Price is Right. I would have killed even for a snippet of that.

Scary thing is (and Andy Denhart alluded to this, too), that Burnett and Probst probably saw that and thought, "Russell vs. Gay Russell? Well, that's next season set."

Problem is, he pulled that "I'm just a scared bullied kid" schtick whenever anyone criticized him over the slightest thing after that.

Twitter highlight of the night: Russell Hantz being very offended at being called the heterosexual Colton Cumbie. 

I got an advance reading copy last week (having a wife who works in publishing has its benefits) - I'm only 100 pages in, but the stuff with Danny so far seems like an Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlet. It's like King was pissed that Kubrick minimized/ignored Jack's alcoholism in the movie, so he's going into overdrive…

"Shame on you, Ms. Leachman."

Him sitting in the water by himself for hours reminded me of the shot of Corky Ste. Clair sitting in the bathtub in "Waiting for Guffman".

Also, Probst probably set a new personal record for quickest development of his seasonal man-crush as soon as Brad Culpepper stepped off the boat. Him repeatedly calling a bro by his last name (even when there's two people with the same last name playing this season) is a clear indicator that the bromance is on. 

Everyone talking about how great Rupert is at building shelters seems to indicate they didn't watch the season where he suggested digging a giant hole on the beach and having everyone live in the hole, which would have been great had tides not been invented. 

Whoever did this is totally gonna get Greenzo'd. 

The movie version. Ernest Scribbler is writing the joke about the milkmen and then hits upon the world's funniest joke.

There's a story Lewis tells about how De Niro made a whole bunch of anti-Semitic remarks in the scene at Jerry's lakehouse before the cameras rolled so that Jerry would come off as legitimately pissed off at him.

Apparently Scorsese got the idea for that scene from Lewis, who said it was based on a true story.

Wasn't that the episode where they moved into the new house, and the previous owners of the house just didn't leave, and were like, "Don't go in that bedroom that we keep locked!" And nobody except Webster thought that was unusual.

"Why do you keep calling me Morticia?"

"I asked myself that question the first time *I* was stopped."

And then after the milkshake joke Pearl the maid revealed that she, too, had epilepsy, and then we all felt bad for laughing.

But then who would have accompanied Edward Furlong to the arcade in Terminator 2?

It was a street performer they were friends with. She was a juggler or a mime or something.