Dale & Annie
Audrey will turn 18 and Dale will jump it, after they, you know, exorcise him or whatever. Annie's too flavorlessly agreeable, but that Audrey, she had bite.

American Idol: The New Class
Paula is replaced by Ellen
Simon is Replaced by Chris Issac
Randy Jackson is replaced by Skinny Randy Jackson.

Man, I hate Boomers on bikes.

How are Eagles a novelty band? They may be self aware but it's pretty straight forward garage rock. Are the Ramones a novelty band?

*binding

I remember an interview where Big Boi admits to frequently jerking off to the "Rumpshaker" video by Wreckx-n-Effect.

Kelly Rowland/JC Chasez
the second bananas that time forgot

AIDS!
Good 'ol Ween:

Diplo is murderous, maybe it's just because I was off into Hollertronix before I'd really even payed attention to MIA but his old mash-ups gave shit like Girl Talk a run for it's money. Dude mixed Snoop with the Cure, Missy Elliot with the Clash, and Mike Jones with Brittany Spears. Do you people ever party?

Yeah shit gets real in act 3. I was about to say the very same thing.

Blue Angel
was a good ass band:

This week
looks to be full of 'past their prime' releases.

Yeah they did this a lot, remember the episode that's just a prison that fills up with time traveling Quinns and Stormys?

The last episode
of Clerks.

Legit qualm
Woody was a family heirloom right? An antique, so how to he and all the roundup characters (and maybe buzz who at this point is like a first run Power Rangers action figure) get sacked? They're priceless, shouldn't they be kept and handed down?

Eh, her and Diplo wasted a perfectly good opportunity to sample "Ghost Rider", shit was lazy and unresolved. I'm dead serious when I say I could do a better job (and I'd planned to even before Born Free came out). It's not like I think I could've made a better track out of "Straight To Hell" or anything though.

either way it's a good one.

dude, Stevie Nicks is in that video, clearly she approves.

Never was a fan but "Pain for Pleasure" was a fucking banger.

IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL…YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING!