Mean Girls Lohan, what a babe. What happened, did someone gut her then throw the skin back on the bones hoping nobody would notice?

The tour documentary on the "Complete Master Works" DVD is pretty amazing, lots of freestyle rocking, ribs, and talk about "donkey craps".

Paul Rudd chucking a fork listlessly with a douchey sneer on his face then putting on sunglasses.

I can't help but imagine
some poor untouched naked dude watching his wife get banged while he stood around eating chicken wings with a half-wanted boner.

Because his name was "Captain America" and the Bush administration was still around, plus Joe Quesada is a publicity whore.

Remember when the "Simpsons did it!" and had Tod cast the first stone because he'd never sinned before

Hey
I sent an email about the video internship when it was posted a couple of weeks ago, is that position still available? I'm guessing not, but I'll apply for this one as well.

Dear God
I miss Death From Above 1979.

Is she gonna wear blackface?
That would be a trip.

He could stand to steal more than product design from things that are actually funny.

Naw, I've let a few know that, some were even just friends, came up in conversation and all my friends who were guys spilled their guts about all my friends who were girls, you could tell they kinda dug it, but this was in 10th grade, I wouldn't dream of it now.

"I said I was FINE"

Zack Handlen
Very relatable story there Zack, though I'm still friends with the girl in mine and we both sucked at math. Because of her I could no longer listen to the first Violent Fems album, we'd drive around and she'd play that album and I'd feel insulted because it was about guys like me who loved girls like her…

They need to do Brittany Spears again, the first one they did was before she'd gotten married even once, even then I knew it was a rip off and that things were going to get catastrophically worse for her.

The Cool Kids
Totally Flossed Out EP.

You know what, I've seen Anchorman and Talladega Nights countless times and I used to say Anchorman was the superior flick, but as far as rewatchability goes Talladega is more consistently funny, though both are still great.

I'm beginning to dislike these unregistered types more and more, is it just me? Heck, I used to be one of 'em.

Yeah it actually reminds me more of Jay Reatard, or have people been making that correlation as well?

"This sounds like it was recorded over speakerphone with a four-track recorder from the 70s."

Should this make me mad
because it's exactly what I feel like doing everyday of my goddamned life? Because it does, how'd he get signed?