Red Dawn is history written with lightning,and my only regret is that it is all so true.

Wasn't he in Beerfest too? Man, this guy is a career disappointment.

Hey, it was by some dude who isn't even logged in, that's a coward in my book.

I think it was the pants, they were really awful pants. I'll decide when I see her in a dress or a more flattering pair of jeans.

damn.

damn.

damn.

Ever see the skit with the Eisenhower mug narrating his after hours experience of getting drunk, being propositioned by some girl, then getting the shit kicked out of him by her boyfriend and left for dead without any money. It ends with him sitting on Conan's desk unsurprised that no one has noticed the giant shiner…

Ever see the skit with the Eisenhower mug narrating his after hours experience of getting drunk, being propositioned by some girl, then getting the shit kicked out of him by her boyfriend and left for dead without any money. It ends with him sitting on Conan's desk unsurprised that no one has noticed the giant shiner…

Ever see the skit with the Eisenhower mug narrating his after hours experience of getting drunk, being propositioned by some girl, then getting the shit kicked out of him by her boyfriend and left for dead without any money. It ends with him sitting on Conan's desk unsurprised that no one has noticed the giant shiner…

In short, he likes them.

You mean "the totally compatible in the most self-destructive way couple".

Vanilla-Ice has become a pot smoking Juggalo and MC Hammer has become a God fearing family man. Clearly they should have an odd-couple style sitcom, whether it be in reality TV, three camera, or single camera format.

I so glad that at least one other person knows that it's called the typewriter.

The band thing was mainly what I was thinking about, that and the nothing to do in downtown deal, I love beans and cornbread though. Anyway I live in Chicago now.

Detroit
If only it were still worthy of a Decider site. One day man, one day.

I'm prolly gonna cry.

Hmm, maybe you should reconsider.

Do you guys do internships?
You don't have to pay me if you don't want.

Guts went global in it's second season, I bet some guy from Portugal is still getting laid for his silver medal.