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Shut up, Curly. Man's gotta point.

Agreed. I picked up Receivers on a whim from the library of all places and fell instantly in love with "Little Ones" and basically that whole album. I might have to check this out.

Dirty Harry
Always keeps one in the chamber 'less you ponderin'.

Hey George
Take all three prequels and shove them up your ass. God damn you for making us wait 4 years to get to the good stuff.

That pull quote got me hard. Real hard.

Anti-humor is all the rage with the kids these days. I don't get it either, Neckbeard.

BUT IS IT REAL!?
A lot of the EVP's and shadows and gadgetry acting up can be explained away fairly easily. I did see one episode though where they had a full bodied apparition walk by the infrared camera. There was no disputing that. Either it was real or a complete set-up on the part of the producers.

Everyone shut up about Scorsese's Jesus movie and go see After Hours.

Ha I forgot about Brian the fuck up! In college, a girlfriend and I used to watch this on Wednesday nights because it was mildly entertaining and really easy to mock.

Now The Only Question Is
Just how DARK this origin story is gonna be? I say we turn the lights down real low on this one, boys.

Hunchback of Notre Dame
What position is that? You got the quarterback, the halfback, defensive backā€¦don't ya think it's a coincidence what with the 'backs and Notre Dame football and all that the hunchback wasn't scoring touchdowns for the Fighting Irish?

So it's not even released on DVD yet apparently. But Amazon has it streaming for a couple bucks and it has overwhelmingly positive reviews so maybe I'll rent it tonight!

I know Eric Kahn and that asshole does not have any black friends.

Neighbors
Always wanted to see that what with Aykroyd and Belushi playing against each other's typecasts. But alas was not on Netflix when I checked. Is it just a pile of shit or is Apatow right?

That Bret Hart documentary is really, really good and available on Netflix Watch Instant also!

Troll somewhere else, Arsenio. Seriously.

I really enjoy him on The Soup but I thought he was miscast on Community. I can't get into him in sitcom form.

The best way to start any day is with a blow job, people.

I'm a F-18, bro.

Nah man, there are plenty of good looking actors who seem likeable. James Franco, John Hamm, etc. These guys are handsome and seem like fun dudes you'd like to have a beer with. Cooper, on the other hand, has a distinctive smarm/arrogance about him that's unmistakable. There's a difference.