I love that two grown men were having an honest to goodness conversation about proper jean short maintenance. I am going to the wroooong parties, people.

I saw about 5 minutes of one episode and it was enough to not only never want to have daughters but it even questioned my up-to never been questioned heterosexuality.

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Over/Under
On how many times Mark Wahlberg says "I'm a fight-uh!" or another character refers to Marky Mark as a "fight-uh."

UMD: He died! He's dead!

You Guys Should Hire Rodney For Something
Can that office GET any whiter?

I love how despite the fact that Goodfellas is such an influence over the Sopranos, the characters in the Sopranos universe don't really think of it as such.

Ralphie did have a sense of humor that Richie and Phil definitely lacked.

True Romance
I just watched that for the first time and it was odd—1993 James Gandolfini playing a mob guy who beats the utter shit out of Patricia Arquette in a hotel room over some stolen cocaine. Weird parallel to this episode.

Seriously, how old is Dominic Chianese? I saw Godfather II recently and he looked old in that.

Tracee's Death
I remember seeing that as an isolated scene when I was channel surfing way back when it originally aired. I honestly couldn't believe what I was watching; that they would show that kind of intense brutality on television. And it really doesn't dull on repeat viewings.

Ralphie truly is the show's most despicable character. Close to zero redeeming qualities.

Oh Tony and Tracee
I got braces!

There was a lot of smoking and not very much studying going on as I recall.

Cronos
We talkin' gyros here?

This Show's Title
Sounds like some people's Saturday night! Not mine though…

P. Dick
At some point during Puff Daddy's first abomination of a song last night, I realized that he wasn't really rapping at all. Guy's a joke.

Tony's downright nasty to Bobby from the start.

Dammit
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Junior, The Historian
"Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty.