Chevy Chase
Looks like the posterboy for the modern hipster in that picture.

WELL
When you're finished being in love you should come over to my place. I got a waterbed.

Ball of Confusionnnnnnnnnn
Took me all morning to pinpoint the song used in the promos for this. Not usually into police procedurals but I'll give this a shot because of my Detroit roots and because Michael Imperioli is one king-hell of an actor.

You Know What Really Chaps My Ass?
Wet socks. It's like you put on a fresh pair of clean, dry socks to start your day and then splosh! Right into a puddle just big enough to soak ya to the bone, courtesy of a janky dishwasher or ineffective shower curtain. I mean, talk about a day ruiner!

Love At First Sight
Not 12 seconds into the pilot and I'm already impressed: BJM tune for the intro theme!

History Lesson
Besides getting shot in the back of the head, y'all know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school.

Vegan food and PBR? Well that sounds like just about the worst wedding imaginable.

"I'm a simple man, I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food."

Deja vu
Didn't you guys just interview her a couple months ago? And wasn't the consensus that she's terribly dull? Well, it's nice to see she's stuck to her guns since then.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael!

+10 Internet points for Tom S. Nice job, Tommy.

Hey Flaubert, do you remember your first bj? Yeah?

De Niro was supposed to be cast as Jesus which would've been much better casting and would've fit in with the mold around that time of every Scorsese movie starring De Niro. Not exactly sure why it fell through though.

Good News
I'm also in the camp of keeping this series going as these pieces are both informative and enjoyable.

Oh no! A commentator wittily penned as "ryan1" thinks I am wrong in not one but "so many ways"! Time to reassess some things…

Don't Hate
How can anyone hate Hung? Sure it's completely forgettable and indecisive on whether or not it's a comedy or a drama but it surely isn't worth anyone's ire. Unless you're pathetic.

STOP CASTING GEORGE CLOONEY
He is a caricature of a generic Hollywood movie star. He is so terrible at trying to be an actor that everytime he is on screen I am just waiting for him to turn to the camera, put on that smug grin and croon "Hello viewing audience. I'm George Clooney."

The trailer for The Informant was incredibly misleading. It made it look like a slapstick-type comedy in the vein of Burn After Reading but ended up being so slow and so bland.

SHEITAN!
Um, this guy is great in that…

Scratch that. I watched it on Youtube some time ago but it looks like they've taken it down since then.