Exception to the rule.

I can't remember the title either but I do remember the scene where the kid gets really drunk and throws a cello through her window in a fit of angst as she rolls up with her parents and he drunkenly proclaims "There's a cello in your living room now" before splitting.

Nope
Nobody is fine. Nobody is fine at all. Nobody is even close to fine.

I Generally Find Mr. Clooney Insufferable
But Danny McBride is in this and he is quickly becoming the "I will see any movie he is in no matter how it looks" now actor.

Portman Parties
The Huffington Post had a big picture of Natalie Portman's face on its site the other day with the following headline:

This…this is good news
This news made my day.

"Son, how many girls called today? Zero? How many girls called yesterday, son? Zero? Well, you're such a math whiz so I don't have to tell you that zero plus zero equals FAG!"

Oh come on it's not like we're talking about Sam Kinison here. Larry has an overriding charm that makes him much more attractive than your typical bald, big-nosed jewish man.

Rowdy Roddy Piper

The eternal argument
I honestly do not understand why Pinkerton is appreciated, by and large, more than Blue. I guess it depends where you were individually when you first listened to each but for me, 11 years old listening to the Blue Album with my best friend in his room on repeat makes Blue, for me, far superior to…

You know what I like about high school girls, man?
I get older but they stay the same age…

"Two sticks of butter, y'all!"

Rachael Ray needs to drop that apron so we can see that fat ass.

I love all the Deadspin fanatics. Best site (outside the AV Club, of course)

Wait, that black guy's her husband?

Whatchya lookin' at my gut fer?

Insure?
Ensure

Solid "A"
But my only qualm has to be with Larry "humoring" Mocha Joe with the favor scenario. Mocha Joe was going to where the jumper cables needed to be anyways and it's not like they were a burden to carry. Only a truly shitty human being would not only hold a grudge against Larry for not tipping but then to tell…

Also starring
Lou Holtz's lisp

Wicker Man
Woodward was great but that movie was all about the music, costumes, and Christopher Lee being suave as fuck.